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Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

GameStop may be a bitcoin play, but its stock is sliding on weaker-than-expected Q1 revenue - MarketWatch

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

You can try Windows 11's newest Start menu now - here's how - ZDNET

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

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Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Still no good

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

SpaceX marks 500th Falcon launch with Starlink 11-22 Mission - Teslarati

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Where are the big girls? This is the first time I've seen a bigger lady boy and that's awesome .. you should post more of them here, nothing wrong with a thick black lady

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

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